poorlydressedhipster:

I want to know who’s going how they’re going to police blow jobs.
There’s a person they give a whistle and a sash that says, “Blow Job Patrol” an they go around peeking in people’s windows at night with a flashlight and blowing their whistle. They also are given a little black light to see all the stains.

posted at 11:04 pm on Sunday, Feb 26 with 31,840 notes
origin: helenamarz   via: prettygirllostt
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