HAVE YOU EVER STIRRED THE CREAM IN WITH A LONE TEASPOON
OR ASKED THE STEAMING KETTLE WHY HE STEAMS
CAN YOU DRINK WITH ALL POSHNESS OF THE BRITISH
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEA
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEEEEEAAAAAAAAA
YOU THINK THE ONLY TEA CUPS WHO ARE TEA CUPS
ARE THE TEA CUPS WHO HOLD A DEEP DARK BREW
BUT IF YOU DRINK LIGHT ORANGE TEA OF STRANGERS
YOU’LL TASTE THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEVER KNEW
OH YOU’LL TASTE THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW, YOU NEVER KNEEEEWWWWWWW
AND HAVE YOU EVER STEEPED THE TEABAG FOR FAR TOO LONG
AND GOT THAT BITTER TASTE OF MOLDY LEAVES
YOU NEED TO READ AND UNDERSTAND THE INSTRUCTIONS
PAY ATTENTION TO THE WORDS OF TEA CONNOISSEURS
PAY ATTENTION TO THE WORDS OF TEA CONNOISSEEEEUUUURRRSSSS
